Daddy... you should know better than to go to this topic

On the way to the Hopkins High band concert, I explained to Avery that we would see the director of the band that I was in as a high school student.

A: You mean when you were a boy?
Me: Yes, before you were even born.
A: You mean... I was younger, a baby.
Me: No, buddy, Mommy and Daddy hadn't even made you yet.  (Oh no, David, why go there???)

A: Oh, you made me.  So you and Mommy did a project?
Me: Sure.  So... about the band...