Avery, angry about something Ryan tattled on him about: Ryan, you're lying!
Ryan: Avery, I'm not "lying", I'm Ryan.
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Ryan was acting up at bedtime as I struggled to get on his pajamas I blurted: Why won't you do what I want???
Ryan: What do you want Daddy?
Me: I want a big boy who behaves nicely at bedtime for me.
Ryan: Well, you've got Avery...
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Ryan, just turned 3, in the bath tonight: Daddy, I want to play in the bath AND have a show.
ME: Ryan, we only have time for bath and a show, no play time tonight.
R: If you love me, we'll do bath, play, AND show
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A Macy's employee asked the boys to get off of a demo bed. To which 2-year-old Ryan said to her, "okay. I just tooted on it."
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Ryan: Avery, I'm not "lying", I'm Ryan.
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Ryan was acting up at bedtime as I struggled to get on his pajamas I blurted: Why won't you do what I want???
Ryan: What do you want Daddy?
Me: I want a big boy who behaves nicely at bedtime for me.
Ryan: Well, you've got Avery...
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Ryan, just turned 3, in the bath tonight: Daddy, I want to play in the bath AND have a show.
ME: Ryan, we only have time for bath and a show, no play time tonight.
R: If you love me, we'll do bath, play, AND show
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A Macy's employee asked the boys to get off of a demo bed. To which 2-year-old Ryan said to her, "okay. I just tooted on it."
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