A: Daddy, Oscar's grouchy because he lives in a gawbage can, right?
Me: Right
A: Do you think I could live in a gawbage can? How would I get in?
Me: Avery, I don't think you want to live in a garbage can, it's kind of stinky and dirty.
A: Yeah, cuz if I lived in a gawbage can I would be too small to get out. And if I can't get out, then I can't leave the house. And if I can't leave the house then I can't go to school... and I like school.
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